I got hit by a hooker...

Somehow I got seperated from my drinking buddies tonight, and had to walk through a bad street to get to where they ended up. These three hookers stepped in front of me, and one of them said, "get off our fucking corner!" I'd just watched Pretty Woman today, and was trying hard not to laugh. Then the hooker with scabby legs punched me!

This random guy that was walking past put his arm around me and started walking me away. Scabby Legs went, "hey Sir, why the hell did you choose her?" And he said, "she's my girlfriend," and kept walking. When we got to the next street, where I was headed, he told be to "be safer" and walked away.

Yeah, I'm never wearing these boots with this skirt again, that's for sure.

I'm not sure how the guy realised I didn't belong there, maybe it was my Star Trek t-shirt, or the fact I was dressed warmly.

When I went out, I was wearing thigh high stripey socks that broke up the stockinged lentgh of leg, so I didn't look that bad. Then I got so hot dancing at a club that I took them off.

Although, even while I was wearing the socks, a guy waiting to cross the road with me wolf whistled and said, "your socks are sexy." Sigh.